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If it’s not broke, fix it ’till it is

Peanut butter – good. Jelly – good. Peanut butter & jelly in the same jar – WTF were you thinking? Whoever thought that replacing the throttle cable in your car with a potentiometer (at the gas pedal) and an electric … Continue reading

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The “game” of capitalism

Games are supposed to be fun, right? When you were a child, didn’t you enjoy playing games, whether it was a board game, or hide & seek inside the house, or even just going outside and playing? Life was simpler … Continue reading

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Hotels drive me crazy….

Ok, so who designs hotels? Must be people who don’t stay in hotels….   Apparently the window is always complaining about the temperature changes. Nice to know the curtain designers listened.   And why does the A/C unit have an … Continue reading

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I am a mechanic

It’s my job and my passion, I FIX STUFF. And quite frankly, I’m pretty damn good at it. My own parents may have recognized this at an early age, but they did not foster or support me in my quest; … Continue reading

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No I didn’t!

There is absolutely, positively, nothing more infuriating than being accused of something that you absolutely, positively know to be untrue. Tonight reminded me of the way children treat other children by accusing them of stupid shit that has to way … Continue reading

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Traveling man

  Humans have always been on the move, whether it was early neanderthals crossing the savanna, following the animal herds and killing them for food or the Native Americans tracking the herds of buffalo that once roamed this great land … Continue reading

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Technology makes us stupid, part duh…

Technology can be very helpful, at times. Other times, it just adds to the overall stupidity of humans (in general). How many of these do you do? What other things do you do that need to be on this list? … Continue reading

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